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Upon discovering that The Simulation would only end after all humans were dead, suicide kits were mailed and on the first of June the entire world took their pills.

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She told me she wanted to meet the Reaper.

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“After being trapped underground so long I’m relieved to finally see some sunlight!” my friend bellowed as rushed forward towards the tunnel opening

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"I've given these kids a home and I've treated them like my own."

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God returned and was horrified to find humans rotting away in "Flesh Vessels" that were meant to be temporary.

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I’ve been having this terrible headache ever since I ate some edible sunflower seeds from a jar my neighbour gave me.

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Recalling my life, I’ve never known freedom, as my family and I have been uncomfortably trapped in this cage for years.

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I hit 'publish' to post the ad, realizing too late there had been a typo.

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Losing my virginity was a lot like how I learnt to ride a bike.

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Upon discovering that The Simulation would only end after all humans were dead, suicide kits were mailed and on the first of June the entire world took their pills.	23
She told me she wanted to meet the Reaper.	23
“After being trapped underground so long I’m relieved to finally see some sunlight!” my friend bellowed as rushed forward towards the tunnel opening	23
"I've given these kids a home and I've treated them like my own."	23
God returned and was horrified to find humans rotting away in "Flesh Vessels" that were meant to be temporary.	23
[deleted by user]	23
I’ve been having this terrible headache ever since I ate some edible sunflower seeds from a jar my neighbour gave me.	23
Recalling my life, I’ve never known freedom, as my family and I have been uncomfortably trapped in this cage for years.	23
I hit 'publish' to post the ad, realizing too late there had been a typo.	23
Losing my virginity was a lot like how I learnt to ride a bike.	23